is bikram bad?

This is pretty hilarious,  from “My Itchy Third Eye”:

A YogaDawg Quiz– Who Said It (Bikram Choudhury or Charlie Sheen)?

INSTRUCTIONS: Place a B or a C in each set of quotes. When completed click on the link above to find out how you did.

1. They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives, and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it.’ Well, no, and you never will, stop trying. ____

What happens when they say they will commit suicide unless you sleep with them? What am I supposed to do? Sometimes having an affair is the only way to save someone’s life. ____

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2. The nights I don’t sleep it’s because there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard. ____

I’m feeling sleepy, because I haven’t gone shopping for a long time. ____

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3. I’m in show biz. I entertain people. ____

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that? ____

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4. I should be the most honored man in the country. ____

I’m different. I have a different heart. I have a different type of blood. ____

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5. We had a saying that the fun stops at one. They’d just puke all over it. ____

Don’t throw up on the carpet. It’s new. ____

(See more at http://yogadawg.blogspot.com/2011/03/yogadawg-quiz-who-said-it-bikram.html)

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